i feel like i enjoy lana del rey a healthy amount. you know what i mean. she’s like the drunk aunt who will never listen to your advice about her life which she desperately needs but you still like hearing her wild stories at family get togethers. “i dated a coke dealer who took me to horse races” like cool aunt lana nobody asked
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ANIMAL CRACKERS IN MY SOUP
i hate when i go up north and go to restaurants and the waiter comes to take my order and im like “do yall have sweet tea??” and theyre like “no sweetheart but we have unsweetened iced tea and we can give you some sugar packets!!!” llike no you fucking yankee because now the tea is already cold so the sugar wont dissolve in it and itll all just sink the bottom and be nasty learn basic fucking solubility this is 9th grade chemistry thats why sweet tea exists in the first place you fucking heat the tea up to make it and then while its still hot you add the sugar and then you chill it and its sweet fucking tea i bet you pronounce pecan like peecan too you four seasons-having piece of shit
i hate when i go down south and go to restaurants and the waiter says “we dont serve gays”
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Wait… Gaga thought she was watching Chicago Gay Pride when it was actually the International Mariachi festival
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Courtney Act is a beautiful man, and woman, inside, and out, and wants to make sure you know that you are too!
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